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Most fun I've had since that clown died in the popcorn machine
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Most fun I've had since that clown died in the popcorn machine
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You can't get blood out of a turnip - a (very) Irish proverb
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elmo knows where you live
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when will you people learn that robots are erotic! -Steve Smith, American dad.
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St. Francis said,
"A man who uses his hands is a laborer. One who uses his hands and mind is a craftsman. He who uses his hands, and his mind, and his heart is an artist."
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I learned that inside my goody-two-shoes are some very dark socks.
-Lisa Simpson
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Smart people are suppose to be weird as hell. But I'm weird and dumb......wow this sucks for me
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